weaponizedwit:

I am burdened with glorious purpose.

• To say thank you to my followers and to celebrate The Avengers’ success, I have decided to do a giveaway.

This is my bargain.

• ONE medium sized box (approx 11” x 8.5” x 5.5”) full of Avengers/Marvel toys and merchandise.

How desperate are you?

• You can reblog this post a MAXIMUM of THREE times. Likes also count.
• Following me does not increase your chances of winning, so please don’t feel compelled to do so unless you just really enjoy an insane amount of Tom Hiddleston all over your dash.
• Yes, I will ship anywhere in the world.
• Please make sure your ask box is open so I can contact you if you win. I would hate to have to choose someone else.

Stalling won’t change anything.

• You have ONE WEEK from today. The giveaway ends Saturday, 26 May. 

In the end, it will be every man for himself…good luck.

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welcome-to-sunnydale:

What is “Buffy the vampire slayer” ? part 3

One of the first tv shows  focused on strong female characters , making the heroine , Buffy Summers , a feminist icon. After 10 years , we still remember each one of these characters :  independant , fierce  , warrior , bad ass. It’s not only about physical strengh or how well they use their weapons , it’s about their journey ( emotionnal pain…) and how they get through the worst , stronger than ever. They came to win , to fight ,to rise.

WOW. Win.

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No one knew how much oil changes cost in 1950 because cars didn’t get oil changes back then. They got lube jobs. Thank you, Papa!

Anyone???

A collection of Britney Spears saying “Baby” in her songs

This is funny because I first learned who Britney was about three years behind everyone else, and all I had to say when someone lent me their headphones, was “She sure does like to say baby.”

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Reblog a gif of my favorite part of The Avengers (it took me forever to find, surprisingly,) but I realized that about %40 of the greatness is its surprise and I can’t bring myself to ruin it for anyone. 

surtosdamadrugada:

The Avengers.

I have seen a lot of Marvel/comic book movies and I don’t know why it took me until now to see what they’re all about and to stop writing them off the “Awesome” category. Superheroes aren’t perfection on a pedestal—in fact, that is the point. They are about how gifts come with responsibility, and how the world perceptions these gifts give us, often isolate us. 

They are so beautiful. 

I demand a horse!

~ Where:

The play button on the stereo is

The cheese sticks are

~ Who:

The Muppets are

The band Train is

Vault Boy is

~ What:

A weasel is

Colors are

Shapes are

Popovers taste like

Sidewalk chalk is for

The names of his favorite songs are

Sound a pig makes

~ How to:

Say “Had a good nap!”

Say “Oh no!”

Say “Too wet outside for sidewalk chalk.”

Say “Ellen is silly!”

Say “Daddy is late.”

Play Harmonica

Play accordion

Use drumsticks/play drums

Blow his nose

Ask for help

Open doors

Look out for cars 

Put on his rain boots

Take off his rain boots

Do grapevines

Ask for things politely

Say “Thank you!”

Say “Okay!”

Pose for pictures

Turn wooden blocks and plastic fish into a coral reef 

To count to four

To pet kitties so they don’t run away from you

The Joy of:

Crayons

Bubble Wrap

River stones

Puppies

The color orange

I quote this often.

veggielezzyfemmie:

ellenology:

Ellen DeGeneres reflects on coming-out episode, 15 years later.

We’ve been with you all the way on this journey and it’s so special seeing you go through all the milestones knowing what you’ve been through.. For me, it’s an absolute honor to stand behind you and say that I’m your fan! And I’m so proud of that! 

how do I feelings. 

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STOP SCROLLING.

I love you and I hope your day is going well.

OKAY. CONTINUE.

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Bill Watterson is my hero.